Join this 7.5 mile pilgrimage from arsehole mill up to Mr Falafel - the city of Birmingham's highest rated falafel shop.

We'll set off from the mill north along a weird nature-corridor that runs all the way up into the hustle and bustle of Small Heath - via stepping stones, dry sledging slopes and a jet fighter frozen in time.

After lunch, we turn back and come down along the edge of the Balti Triangle and through Sparkbrook to have a look at various churches, mosques and a highstreet of astonishing hustle and bustle (yes! Even in 2027!)

Finally we take the air in Mosely Bog and back to the mill museum where you can decide if you want to have a look around and learn about how chimneys inspired The Lord Of The Rings.